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Wholesale ~ If I Wanted the Patriarchy I Would Have Stayed in Church
Wholesale ~ If I Wanted the Patriarchy I Would Have Stayed in Church
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š„ If I Wanted the Patriarchy, Iād Have Stayed in Church ā Feminist Retro Vinyl Sticker
Tired of tiptoeing around systems built to silence you? So are we. This unapologetically bold sticker blends vintage charm with biting sarcasmāa perfect response to purity culture, church trauma, and patriarchy fatigue in 2025.
Whether you left the pews, the patriarchy, or just need a daily reminder of your own liberation, this sticker was made for loud women with sharper minds (and sharper wit). Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or as a conversation starter in a sea of silence.
š Ideal For:
Exvangelicals, feminists, deconstruction journeys, therapy veterans, your book club bestie, or anyone over it in this election season.
š§· Product Details:
Size: Approx. 3" tall
Waterproof & UV-resistant matte vinyl
Retro ā50s style design with a punchy quote
Handmade with care in the USA
Strong adhesive for indoor & outdoor use
š Great Gift For:
Anyone recovering from religious trauma
Women fed up with the patriarchy in politics or the church
Sarcastic friends with sharp tongues
Political organizers & progressive voices
ā Why It Matters in 2025:
As political discourse continues to lean toward religious nationalism, reproductive control, and moral policing, this sticker makes a standāwith a smirk. Itās a feminist rebellion, gift-wrapped in retro sass.
Tired of tiptoeing around systems built to silence you? So are we. This unapologetically bold sticker blends vintage charm with biting sarcasmāa perfect response to purity culture, church trauma, and patriarchy fatigue in 2025.
Whether you left the pews, the patriarchy, or just need a daily reminder of your own liberation, this sticker was made for loud women with sharper minds (and sharper wit). Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or as a conversation starter in a sea of silence.
š Ideal For:
Exvangelicals, feminists, deconstruction journeys, therapy veterans, your book club bestie, or anyone over it in this election season.
š§· Product Details:
Size: Approx. 3" tall
Waterproof & UV-resistant matte vinyl
Retro ā50s style design with a punchy quote
Handmade with care in the USA
Strong adhesive for indoor & outdoor use
š Great Gift For:
Anyone recovering from religious trauma
Women fed up with the patriarchy in politics or the church
Sarcastic friends with sharp tongues
Political organizers & progressive voices
ā Why It Matters in 2025:
As political discourse continues to lean toward religious nationalism, reproductive control, and moral policing, this sticker makes a standāwith a smirk. Itās a feminist rebellion, gift-wrapped in retro sass.
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